Delicious!

It's said that every man has his calling.

Sucks for the deaf people then. Blind people too I guess. They can hear it but I'll be damned if they can navigate their way to it.

Stupid people, on the other hand, hear and see their calling, but just end up picking up the phone and yelling "Hello!?" at the dial tone instead.

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So, because I'm feeling particularly magnanimous today, you unwashed masses get to have a wee glimpse into my tattered, yet relentlessly attractive psyche. Buckle up, kids.

Answer the questions below, do a Google Image search with your answer, take a picture from the first page of results, and do it with minimal words of explanation.

b) Tag 5 other people to do the same once you've finished answering every question

1. The age you'll be on your next birthday:

2. A place you'd like to travel to:

3. Your favourite place

Kiss me, I’m Irish.

4. Your favourite food:

Sashimi and Scotch. Oh, happy days.

5. Your favourite pet

Oh, come on, who didn’t see this coming?

6. Your favourite colour combination:

7. Your favourite piece of clothing:

8. All time favorite song:

9. favorite TV show

10. First name of your significant other/crush:

Well, she does like to spoon.

11. The town in which you live:

Definitely a fixer-upper.

12. Your screen name/nickname:

13. Your first job:

14. Your dream job:

Thirsty Traveller, bitch!

15. A bad habit you have:

I can be a little judgmental.

16. Your worst fear:

17. The one thing you'd like to do before you die

Start a war, baby.

18. The first thing you'll buy if you get $1 000 000:

You see, tagging other people is like stealing the lawn gnomes off a chemist's lawn. Do it for a long enough time and one day he' s just going to fill one of the buggers up with a pound of gelignite and a box of nails, leave the pressurized triggering mechanism at its base and go on holiday for a week . Do you see where I'm going here? It's just a bad idea.