They should bring back the days of horseback riding in the open street. The long lost equestrian art should be open for all the world, unwashed and civilised man alike. Indeed, piss this modern-day dense traffic bullshit, with its infernal cars, whizzing motorbikes and fucking ugly-ass trucks and pickups clogging the world. Horses can make excellent time too; perhaps not as fast as your average beamer, but still. Better to tread in the occasional sample of fresh horse brownie, than inhaling those nasty car fumes ever single day of your life, I say.
Also, now there'll be plenty of half-priced stallion heads available on the market for you Godfather-complex types.
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- Lex
- An impassioned libertine with lots of facetious and interesting views on the human condition, salmon and contemporary fiction. Loves dirty martinis, reasonably priced scotch, sashimi, book sales and shoes. Dislikes fundamentalists, apartheid, fast food, and pacifists.
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Godfather on your mind? :D Might inject a little Carnivale into that shoot. Should we?
you don't like lager? the exclamation marks of you post titles are so odd. imagining alex exlaim "brownies!" in real life is odd. haha
LEX! ur post really reminds me of..
EQUUS!!!!!
HAH!
"There's a new feature in Google Labs called the Mail Goggles, which when activated, will try to ascertain your level of drunkeness before allowing you to send mail. You can change the time it becomes active (uh, hi, 6.30pm Mon-Sun please?) after which it will pose you a few maths questions to sort the mildly pissed from the hammered."
isn't horseriding taxing to your pelvis?
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